the blog with two legs: MAKING THE NEWS

MAKING THE NEWS

By Two Legs Good

Having looked over the headlines this morning we can see there's not much to cheer the country up.

There is, of course, one headline conspicuous by it's absence.

One headline we're all waiting for.

One headline that will grab the nation.

That headline?

GOODY DIES AT LAST!

Now, we here at The Blog With Two Legs are always willing to take the cow by the udders and do our patriotic duty by milking a story to death. So, we've got ourselves a bolt-gun and are ready to go and finish the job ourselves. We just can't wait for nature to take it's course.

So... has anybody got Bill Oddie's address?