TWENTY CONVERSATIONS - Number 1

By Two Legs Good

There are times when The Blog With Two Legs has a conversation that makes us pray for someone to invent a button on your phone that you can press to administer a good hard slap or three to whoever you're talking to.

It's not just that whoever-it-is is head-achingly stupid, it's that they draw you into their own weird world of stupidity with them.

Don't try this at home.


Number 1: People That Don't Believe They've Got The Wrong Number.


* RING *

"Hello?"

"Hi, can I speak to Steve?"

"Sorry, no - there's nobody called Steve here. You must have the wrong number."

"You're not Steve?"

"No, I'm not Steve, there's no Steve here, you've got the wrong number."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm VERY sure I'm not Steve.”

“Oh, you're not Steve?”

“That's right, I'm NOT Steve, and I don't know Steve. You've got the wrong number, OK? Bye."

"Uh, hold on, what number is that?"

"Well, you should know, you dialled it!"

"Is that 02702 8455629?"

"No"

"Are you sure?"

"YES!"

"So what number is it?"

"NOT THE ONE YOU WANTED - YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG NUMBER!"

"Do you know what number I can get hold of Steve on?"

* CLICK *



{ PAUSE }



* RING *

"Hello?"

"Hi, can I speak to Steve?"

"No, you STILL have the wrong number. OK?"

"Isn't that 02702 8455629 this time?"

"NO! YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER! DON'T JUST HIT REDIAL!"

* CLICK! *



{ PAUSE }



* RING *

"YES?"

"Oh"

* click *


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